Lets Be Real

eightmonkeys:

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

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whatevercomestomymind:

willow-wanderings:

showerthoughtsofficial:

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb.

And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Omfg dying

(Source: reddit.com, via rainylattes)

fuckyahumor:

ask-kitom:

slumberinggirl:

thedarkperidot:

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

I love him

He chonk

energy!!!

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juststemthings:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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runcibility:

skinks:

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

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officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

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theraddy:

tonakings:

doobler2:

lesbian-toddhoward:

im going to fucking die

I unironically love every second

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

(via holmes-and-watson)

imaginedsoldier:

imaginedsoldier:

Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.

Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner

(via cool-ghoul)

dankmemeuniversity:

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everythingfox:

Very important video

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radicalmayhem:

tsix-xist:

bace-jeleren:

wildlifewednesdays:

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

(via dooblerdoo)

godlessondheimite:

i love watching actors pretend to drink from empty cups. they can’t do it. it’s like they never drank anything in real life. doesn’t matter if they went to julliard or yale or have an egot or played hamlet on the west end. time traveling? fighting aliens? finding seth rogen attractive? no problem. but give them an empty cup and gravity fights against them. their imagination has limits.

(via rainylattes)

justgazing:

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

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